5 basic symptoms to know that your life has been consumed by UNI:
1) Your diet is reduced to nothing but energy drinks, instant noodles and bread.
2) Realisation that your social life with real people is basically non-existent and is replaced by the company of books, articles and essays.
3) Retardation of social skills, when, NAY, IF, you ever come in contact with humans (again); language either sounds like all those essays you’ve done (intro-argument-conclusion) or some sort of gibberish.
4) Metamorphosis of physical appearance, that is, skin becomes the colour of various shades of pale and pasty gray, dark circles under your eyes become bigger than your eyes itself, and acne, dear moses, ACNE.
5) When someone asks you if you want to do something fun, the first image that comes to your mind is sleeping for 24 hours straight.
Ugh. My face is breaking out again. Must be uni. It has to be. I can look at my physical predicament in one of two ways: one, that because this is due to stress, and stress is due to uni load, and uni will continue for 2 more suicidal years, these facial buggers are more-or-less semi-permanent OR; two, acne is related to puberty, puberty is to adolescence, adolescence is to young, preppy, careless teenagers whose major life questions consist of who’s going out with who.
I prefer to choose the latter.
(Just releasing some frustration, I always do this. Bear with me. Love-love, baby~)
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November 20, 2009 at 1:51 am
kseverny
thats why i chose a skillied trade
November 20, 2009 at 3:17 am
abbiecasin
smart move, comrade.
November 20, 2009 at 7:25 am
Jomee
awww my friend was just going through this. She broke out too. BUT yes you are both young after all, that’s gotta be it. Haha sounds inadvertently sarcastic lol
Can’t believe how much I can relate to 1-5 (minus the energy drinks and educational aspect). Oh what a sad existence I live haha
When will it all be over for you? I hope you’re okay besides that 😦 Drink chamomile tea (that shizz always calms me down) and listen to lots of acoustic Mraz and your world will relax once again, even for just a few minutes 😉 love love Abbz!
November 20, 2009 at 10:53 am
abbiecasin
what can I say, misery loves company. haha
hmm chamomile tea aye? I’ve never tried that. =D I just might, in my next episode of stress. thanks.
I finish on the 28th for this semester, so its not too bad.
Yes many Jason Mraz songs have been listened to for the past few weeks. Thank you God for creating such a wonderful creature. ❤
Love you Jomz
November 21, 2009 at 12:39 am
allycakes
bwahahaha
i am SOOOOO NUMBER 2!!!!
how lame is my life? lol jokes
babe… i ddnt even notice your break out? u were gorgeous today and u havent even slept in like over 24hrs?! ur crazy lol
December 10, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Danica
I don’t have any of those symptoms, except the breakouts, but I know that’s a result of puberty and periods, not uni.
Rated 5, as always 😀